There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele


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21 hours ago // 341,502 notes


omg ok well while i was home from university this weekend i stumbled across an old photo album and found pictures from a job I did when I was in like 5th or 6th grade and I remember the shoot being pretty long, like 4 or 5 days, and just being in love with the girl who played my sister. All i really remember was that it was her first acting gig and she was from Kentucky but I DIDNT REALIZE UNTIL NOW THAT IT WAS JENNIFER LAWRENCE OH MY GOD I KNEW HER BEFORE SHE WAS FAMOUS WORSHIP ME PEOPLE WORSHIP ME

if you’re going to reblog a picture of jennifer lawrence at this time, let it be this one. Look, she’s reading harry potter, and 12 year old me is looking at her like the sun shines out of her ass. 

I’m pretty sick and tired of living. 

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me: i’d do anything for you
harry: punch yourself in the face
me: [punches self in face]
harry: didn’t that hurt you?
me: [pulls out brass knuckles]
me: do you want it to hurt me, harry?

ok, some of yall need to chill… some of the things you say aren’t exactly healthy. an abusive relationship isn’t cool, regardless of who it’s with

it’s a quote from an episode of spongebob squarepants

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22 hours ago // 1,172 notes

Disney <3